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Saturday, 19 December 2020

'A Fun Christmas Quiz For You!'

Hi all!

Well, it's not long now until the big day!

I am glad to say that my spirits have been lifted a little since my last post even though my home town of Hastings has now one of the highest rates of infection re Covid 19 in the country. The reason for my happiness being the wonderful efforts of Tara Reddy and her 'Artsonprescription' team and the jolly 'Christmas online zoom party' that took place yesterday! In spite of the 'usual with zoom' issues of trying to get into the meeting in the first place once all there we shared lots of jokes, wore silly hats and did some festive drawings. I had been asked to put together a Christmas Quiz for the party and having been a D.J. for 15-20 years in my youth presenting it and reading the questions etc made me feel like my old self (or should I say ELF) again! (lol)

With 20 Questions of fun facts, trivia questions and 'little known but true' tales of Christmas in it this quiz is a 'quick fix' for any of you who want something short-ish (about 45 mins) to try and engage your family and friends with (if you are allowed to see them where you are!) over the festive period. I promised earlier that I would post my quiz questions for you all to 'have a go at home' here once I'd 'done my turn' for A.O.P. and so here it is!

Tony’s Silly & ‘Slightly Naughty List’ Christmas Quiz


Mad But True!


Q1 - In 2019 a Dad ordered an 8 feet high blow-up Santa from E Bay but what did he receive instead?


A) A 25 feet tall blow up Santa

B) An inflatable dingy

C) A blow up 'person' (ooh err, missus!)


Q2 - A Santa Claus (Rotten imposter!) was interviewed in Metro last year and was asked what the secret to being a good Santa was. Did he say it was…


A) Looking the part & having a real beard

B) Keeping up with what modern kids want and not asking them ‘daft questions’ about what they wanted for Christmas?

C) To have a happy disposition and the ability to adapt to any situation.


Q3 - When Builder, Steve Thomson won £105 Million near to Christmas one year what did he do for his existing customers?


A) Let them keep the money they owed him for the work he was doing so that they could pay someone to finish it for them and keep the rest for Christmas.

B) Finish the work himself for free.

C) Let them keep the money they owed him for the job and finish it himself.


Q4 - A school was praised last Christmas for banning homework. What did they urge their pupils to spend the time doing instead?


A) Help their Moms & Dad’s prepare the Christmas Dinner

B) Make somebody smile

C) Read a book of their choice and write an essay about it


Q5 - How many mince pies to Marks & Spencer expect to sell each year at Christmas?


A) 40 Million

B) 4 Million

C) 400 Million


Q6 - What is the name of the company that runs the ’Santa School’ in East London?


A) Your’e nibbling my mince pie - there is no Santa school!

B) The Ministry Of Fun

C) Claus & Co


Q7 - According to Scientists roughly how much would Santa’s sleigh weigh when fully loaded?


A) 400,000 Tons

B) 600,000 Tons

C) 1 Million Tons


Q8 - In a survey taken in 2014 what percentage of people asked said that they intended to watch the Queen’s Speech at Christmas?


A) 60%

B) 40%

C) 30%


Q9 - In what year did Mariah Carey’s classic Christmas hit ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ first chart in the U.K.?


A) 1991

B) 1994

C) 1993


Q10 - Approximately how many calories are there in a traditional Christmas dinner with all the trimmings and three glasses of wine?


A) 1200

B) 1600

C) 2000 


Q11 - Del & Rodney made us all laugh when they famously dressed up as Batman & Robin in the ‘Only Fools & Horses’ Christmas special from which year?


A)1983

B)1984

C)1985


Q12 - A man who fled from the police at 100MPH and went on the run for 4 years finally blamed his crimes on what when he was eventually caught?


A) Santa never calling when he was a kid

B) Going Bald

C) Charles Hawtrey beating him in a body building competition as a lad. 


Q13 - What was ‘Bing’ Crosby’s real first name?


A) Bud

B) Henry

C) Harry


Q14 - Ed Sheeran had the Christmas No 1 in 2018 with which song?


A) Perfect

B) How Would You Feel?

C) Shape Of You


Q15 - Which Christmas was the last years trading for Hastings Woolworths in Castle St after 80 years?


A)2000

B)2008

C)2010


Q16 - Which of the following celebrities did NOT die on Christmas Day?


A) James Brown

B) Peter Lawford

C) Charlie Chaplin


Q17 - How many ‘Carry On’ Christmas Specials were recorded for Thames Television?


A) 4

B) 3

C) 2


Q18 - Who’s quote about Christmas is this? “Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people once a year.”


A) Victor Borge

B) Spike Milligan

C) Boris Johnson


Q19 - Which famous painter was born on New Years Eve?


A) Henri Matisse

B) Claude Monet

C) Walter Sickert


Q20 - What was the name of Cliff Richards first solo Christmas No 1 hit?


A) Little Town

B) Mistletoe & Wine

C) Saviours Day



Answers:


1 A

2 C

3 C

4 B

5 A

6 B

7 A

8 C

9 B

10 C

11 A

12 B (But all win as my Christmas present to you all!)

13 C

14 A

15 B

16 B

17 A

18 A

19 A  (1869)

20 B (1988)

 That's it folks! DO have fun with this and DO let me know how you scored? The highest scorer amongst those who took part yesterday was 14 out of 20 so if you better that you will be doing very well!

Toodle pip for now! x

Sunday, 29 November 2020

'A Festive Update!'

 Hi Everyone!

So, how is your Christmas shopping going? I'm doing pretty well with mine but there are always those 'hard to know what to get sorts' that seem to be the eternal puzzle!

I have been busy preparing for my appearance on the Jeff Belton Full English Breakfast Christmas Show on C.H. R. (Conquest Hospital Radio) and have found lots of fun and Christmassy records to play you on the 23rd! A side from the music, Jeff and I are also planning to perform during a 'Stritctly Cum Christmas' section, organise a Christmas yo-yoing competition and to battle it out live on the air playing a simple little game I have invented called 'Santa's Pop-A-Pod' game! Whatever happens it is going to be fun and the nearest thing you will get to the 'office party' this year so make sure you tune in between 9AM and12 midday on Dec 23rd!

A Daft Festive Painting Of Mine!

My reputation as a 'Christmas person' (or 'nutter') also got me an invite recently to put together a short, fun Christmas Quiz for Artsonprescriptions online Christmas zoom party on the 18th of December.  I had a lot of fun yesterday doing the research and compiling the quiz and am now looking forward to being 'Honourary Quizmaster'. With 20 multiple choice questions of mirth and madness to challenge and entertain my 'subjects' I hope to put plenty of smiles upon faces AND help teach everyone a few fun facts about Christmas in the bargain! I will most likely post these quiz questions here nearer to Christmas so that you can 'all have a go at home' -as dear old 'Brucie' used to say on the Generation Game! So keep your eyes peeled for that!

For all of the frivolity to come this Christmas isn't going to be the same as normal. My Christmas perpetually starts with the St Clements Church Christmas Fair in Hastings Old Town but that like many other seasonal events had to be cancelled this year. Still, all we can do this time around is try and think of the current restrictions as a 'challenge'. 

If there is indeed more than one way to skin a cat (though I've never understood why anyone would want to skin a cat in the first place? Maybe this folk lore comes from the time of witches and witchcraft?) then there HAS to be a plethora of new ways we can get into the festive spirit, hasn't there? I have certainly found one by joining up with the Artsonprescription team and getting creative! I am never going to be 'Picasso' but drawing and painting are relaxing and fun ways to pass the time when 'Mr Johnson' says that you have to 'Stay In, Wash Your Hands, Wear A Batman Mask and an inflatable Kermit Suit and Save Lives' (or something like that!). I have even 'taken the plunge' and bought a little wooden Christmas house I intend to paint from 'The Works' (£10 - a bit overpriced but HUGE Fun) so inspired I've been by learning all about 'the colour wheel' and 'impressionism'. I'm getting better at painting and can do a half decent Baron Greenback (from 'Dangermouse') impression as well though how Rory Bremner and his cohorts helped some of the greatest impressionistic painters I don't know? I suppose Henri Matisse did have a passing resemblance to Spike Milligan...

Look, enough of this drivel, keep smiling, keep Christmas in your heart, get creative and HAVE FUN this year -whatever! x

Sunday, 23 December 2018

'Do NOT Miss This Show!'

Well tickle my baubles, it's nearly Christmas!

I'm in a VERY silly mood this morning and looking forward to my Conquest Hospital Radio appearance tomorrow morning (from 9AM -Midday) on the, Jeff Belton show! Young Jeffers and I got together earlier in the week to put the final touches to the programme and run through what we are going to do BUT poor 'Sir Jeffrey' does not know of my 'fiendish' plan to put him in the record books as the 'first radio presenter to become a father live on air!' HA HA HA HA

Now, now, before you start writing in to have the show banned or start contacting the mental health services (not him AGAIN they will tell you!) you no need worry about an X rated radio broadcasting! As I revealed here in a previous post I have 'connections' to the Claus family and they have sent me a small vial of Father Christmas's MAGIC pixie dust! Our Jeffrey is going to be GOBSMACKED when he walks out of the studio tomorrow afternoon as a DAD with responsibilities and all of the commitments that go with it, OH YES! (lol)

So now, I mean, come on, HOW CAN YOU MISS SUCH A SHOW?

Packed with Christmas music, fun, jokes, CRAZY conversations and now this AMAZING feat to be performed for the first time anywhere in the world LIVE on radio you just HAVE to tune in, don't you?

HO HO HO and HA HA HA as well! (lol)

Wednesday, 19 December 2018

'Under A Week To Go!'

Not long until the big day now! The weather is 'suitably un-festive' though (as usual) and its teeming down with rain again this morning. My cold is also hanging on longer than those 'friends & relatives' that come to stay at Christmas each year and has now gone on to my chest! (lol)
The smiley, Kate Rosie from 'Teddy Tinkers' in London Rd

OTHER THAN THAT (lol) I have been enjoying the run up to Christmas Day and attended a Christmas Barbeque Party thrown by the very FABULOUS, Kate Rosie from 'Teddy Tinkers'. As you might expect in mid December we had LOVELY weather and Kate said the burgers were lovely (if you could catch them) and the sausages divine (as long as you could lift your snorkel out of the way enough to take a bite).

So it rained then?

Oh yes! Just a tad! But it didn't dampen the Christmas spirit and everyone had a great time. I got three 'very dubious considering my single status' presents on the night as well. Three boxes of 'lucky dip presents' had been put together and we all had to choose one at random times during the evening. The three boxes were entitled 'Boys', 'Girls' and 'Not Sure' and I (without consciously thinking) picked my first gift from the 'Not Sure' box. Well! I got a small metal SHEEP for my pains made by Kate's hubbie, Alex!
The irony of these gifts will not be lost on the universe!
Now, most of you who know me will have burst out laughing at this - you rotten swines! (lol) The next 'random gift' I got turned out to be 11,000 of toy pirate money! You can buy a LOT of metal SHEEP with that, oh yes! (lol) Thankfully, the final gift I received was a simple biro with a football on the top - nothing 'double entendre' about that you might say but I would point out that potentially all three gifts involve playing with balls! (lol)

Oh dear, that REALLY is a GRIM joke, isn't it? By gum, you can soon tell reading this blog how far 'stuck up my own era' I am, can't you? My one defence being that if you can't have a bit of fun and 'let your hair down' (FAT CHANCE OF THAT!) at Christmas then when can you?

Talking of people 'having a bit of fun' I saw a chap in the street the other day wearing a suit made to look like Christmas wrapping paper! Bright red it was and he had a 'sparkly' sequinned red hat on as well. The suit was quite well made as well - not a 'home-made' job and he told me when I stopped him to say "well done and Happy Christmas" that there is a company now selling them on the Internet.

GREAT to see a few PRO Christmas things coming from the digital age and i really hope more people will decide to buy one to wear 'for a laugh' at Christmas! I would have asked him for a photo but he was with a lady and she was a 'vulnerable adult' and so I didn't think it appropriate. He must be a 'good lad' I reckon as he probably works in the care industry - Santa won't forget him on December the 25th, I'm sure of that!

I did my bit later that day to 'spread the insanity of Christmas' when with my friend, Stephanie in the Hanushka Coffee House in George Street (Hastings Old Town). Sitting there wearing my Christmas jumper that makes me look as if I am wearing a Santa suit I asked Stephanie whether she was 'suitably humiliated to be seen with me in public yet or not?' Stephanie (who knows me of old) grinned and denied that she was - so to make sure of it I opened my shoulder bag and pulled out a large Elf hat with a bell on the end and sat there wearing that as well! To say that I got a few "Oh, GOD PLEEEESSSE' looks from the 'miserable git community' was an understatement but quite a few people who were in the shop already or who walked in and spotted me thought it was fun!

I LOVE spreading a bit of good cheer and insanity at this time of year and for every person who thinks its 'pathetic for a man of my age' there are two (or more) who smile. Smiles are what we need more than ever in the world at the moment and so I shall continue to be as 'daft as a brush' in public places at Christmastime no matter what!

Love Tony xxx

Monday, 12 November 2018

'A Truly Magical Radio Show!'

Well, well, well I am so excited that I'm like a kid the night before Christmas Eve writing this!

In case you didn't know already I am to be a 'special guest' on Jeff Belton's 'Christmas Jamboree Bag' Breakfast Show on CHR (Conquest Hospital Radio) Christmas Eve and I have just had a personal message from someone VERY SPECIAL to tell me that he is also going to make a personal appearance on the show!

Now, before you go thinking of this person being 'a certain gent who wears a red suit' there is NO WAY that he will be able to make it! Oh no, he will be 'up to his sleigh bells' in preparation work by then! I tell you what though, 'our Jeffrey' is going to be in for a BIG SURPRISE when this person turns up, 'POOF! as if by magic" from out of nowhere! I can't wait to see the look on his face! (lol)

See, what I haven't told, Jeff yet is that I am RELATED to the Christmas Family! How else do you think I get the inspiration for all of the festive Christmas songs I write, eh? Oh yes, I'm in the PERFECT position to 'call in a few favours' when it comes to my festive activities!

Jeff and I will be 'on the air' from 9am until midday on Christmas Eve and he and I have put together a FABULOUSLY Christmassy and fun playlist that will really put you in a good mood for the whole of Christmas. In amongst the chat, fun & frolics there will be plenty of Christmas music - hits old and new - plus a few awesome festive songs you may not have heard. All era's and styles will be covered as well because Christmas is for EVERYONE, right?

Oh, and I should also tell you that it is FREE to listen in as well via the Conquest Hospital Radio website so, go on, tell all your friends and mark it on your calendar now so you don't forget!

Start your Christmas off the right way this year with the Jeff Belton Christmas Jamboree Bag Show!

Friday, 25 December 2015

'MERRY CHRISTMAS! And An Update On 'Operation Spread Christmas Spirit'

Here we are again folks! As Noddy Holder would scream ...It's Christmasssssssss!!! HA HA HA

Well, it may not be the dream Christmas Day outside (grey, wet, miserable) and there may not be a hint of a snow flake but last night I had a rollicking lot of fun delivering 46 'Santa cards' and two 'Secret Santa' prezzie drops!

Oh yes! I was out for a good couple of hours under the cover of darkness 'delivering' cards to the houses of people I've never met. Why? Well, when people go out of their way to put on a lovely, festive light display or put a beautiful and welcoming looking Christmas Tree in their living room window I think its nice when someone also makes the effort to let them know that they have seen and ENJOYED their efforts! It really does make my Christmas special when I walk along the streets and see all of the funny displays, 'Santa stop here' signs and homes 'glowing' with festivity each year. I can often imagine the wonderful family get-togethers and meals that will ensue and almost get a charge to my 'human battery' when I think of how so many people are going to be happy in that environment over the next few days.

I know that not all 'get-togethers' or parties are happy ones and not all families get along well over the festive period but when, like me, you do not have a family of your own, do not own your own house, do not have a job or a proper place in society it is heart warming to see that at least in this world there ARE some who HAVE managed to achieve those things. I may be a lot of things (and I am certainly an awkward git) but I have never 'done jealousy' preferring instead to choose to be HAPPY for that person or persons. Things are never always what they seem, however, and those I look at who appear to have everything often do not or are unhappy. Well, I like to make sure that my actions at least put a smile on faces at this time of the year and 'creeping about at night trying to deliver cards allegedly from Santa himself' is my way of doing that!

I tell you what was SUCH fun the other night. Oh my GOODNESS! Today's letterboxes are C_R_A_P! (HA HA) How a lovely house worth zillions and zillions can have all the best mod cons and a swanky driveway and then have a really AWFUL letterbox is beyond me! Most of the letter boxes I discovered last night were REALLY hard to get letters through! No wonder most of people's mail arrives bent or damaged - you try being a Postman and see how you get on! (HA HA)

Then of course there are the other 'hazards' like being torn to shreds by Dogs or putting the letter through the box using your hand and not being able to free your hand again! When you are DESPERATELY trying to deliver to a house without making a sound or attracting any attention its NOT GOOD when the pesky security light comes on, followed by a dog biting your hand as you try to put the card in a SQUEAKY and ULTRA STIFF letterbox! By the time you as 'Santa' have managed to deliver your message of good will the Police are on the way and there is a searchlight and the sound of a S.W.A.T. team jumping out of a van ringing in your ears! Trying to tell the secret services that there is only a 'box of fruit jellies' in the box while you are flat on the ground with your hands behind your back is REALLY not in the festive spirit!!!
It was FUN though last night 'sculking about' in the shadows of people's homes! I felt like a right villain even though all I was trying to do was 'deliver a smile and some happiness'. At one house I was just about to sneak up the drive when I saw a man get out of the car parked in it!!! EEKK!!!
I nearly did a 'Jim Carrey' and dived into the nearest hedge but AMAZINGLY he didn't see me! After he went into the house, I carefully slid open the door and got into the porch. I had a bottle of wine dressed up to look like a Christmas cracker and a card for him (I felt his house was the best effort of all) and so I carefully laid it at the foot of one of the decorations he had put outside his front door!
There was a notice telling me to smile as I was on CCTV but I just had to trust in the magical fairy dust of good will I had sprinkled that I would not get rumbled!! HA HA

Mind you, if there is such an offense as 'delivering more Christmas spirit than is allowed' or 'being nice without a license' I will be the happiest man in court in January!!

All in all I dropped 46 Santa cards on doormats ready for discovery this morning in peoples homes and left another home a box of fruit jellies and a card on their doorstep. I also had a LONNNNGGG chat with a friendly fellow by the name of Andy who just happened to be passing. We talked a lot about Christmas, God, Religion and faith and shared some interesting views and ideas. Was it fate that I should run into Andy (a Christian) doing 'Santa's work' on Christmas Eve? Well, I guess you could see it that way!!!

Have a LOVELY day today people and keep rockin'!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Friday, 18 December 2015

'Tony's Christmas Quiz For You To Try'

Well, its just seven days now to the BIG day! Not really seemed as much like Christmas to me this year and we are nearly there now so I guess its going to take a miracle for me to REALLY get my usual buzz at this time of year...

Anyway, here as promised is the Christmas Quiz I put to my writing club members the other night. in hindsight, I think its probably a bit too hard to be a great quiz but have a go and see how you get on - its certainly more of a challenge than most quizzes and even if you don't know the answers you will learn a lot about Christmas by taking part!!



Tony May’s Christmas Quiz!


Round 1 – Christmas Traditions


Q 1-What actually happens to letters sent by children to Santa addressed to ‘The North Pole’?

A) The Post Office simply discards them at the local sorting office.

B) They are sent to The North Pole.
C) They are stored at the sorting office over Christmas and then re-cycled.
D) They are sent internally to the Post Office HQ where they are destroyed.

Q 2 – With what is it deemed unlucky to cut a mince pie?

A) A Knife
B) A Sword
C) An Axe
D) A Pikestaff


Q3 – With what purpose is Christmas pudding traditionally doused in flaming brandy?

A) The flaming brandy helps to enhance/hide the flavour of the pudding – many of which in Dickensian times may have been made with stale ingredients of fruit well past its best.

B) The flames are said to ward off evil spirits.

C) The tradition of doing so originated in the U.S. where the flaming of the pudding was said to signify ‘the eradication of sin and the birth of hope for goodness from then on’.

D) The flames are purely for show and always have been!
  
Q4 – Which group of people are said to have invented Carol Singing?

A) Servants
B) The Landed Gentry
C) Monks
D) Beggars

Q5 – The traditional period to sing carols begins on which date?

A) 21st Dec
B) 22nd of Dec
C) Christmas Eve
D) 19th Dec

Q6 – If you are ‘Mumming’ at Christmas what in fact are you doing?

A) Being a VERY naughty boy or girl!
B) Visiting the home of your mother or wife’s mother
C) Taking part in an early version of pantomime
D) Using a LOT of bandages!

Q7 - What are the three items it is said Children should leave out for Father Christmas on Christmas Eve?

A) Sherry, Mince Pies And A Letter
B) Brandy, An Apple And Mince Pies
C) Mince Pies, Brandy & A Carrot
D) Brandy, Mince Pies & A Letter

Q8 – According to old Christmas superstitions what do all of the sheep in the fields do at midnight?

A) Turn and bow to the North
B) Turn and bow to the South
C) Turn and bow to the West
D) Turn and bow to the East

Q9 – What exactly is ‘posset’?

A) It is a medieval Apple Pie
B) It is a wooden cup specially carved each year for the purpose of celebrating the festive season. Family members would take turns in drinking from the posset before meals during the twelve days of Christmas.
C) It is a drink traditionally drunk on Christmas Eve made from milk combined with spices, lemon, sugar and other ingredients.
D) It is a long wooden bench made from Oak.

Q10 – Poinsettia’s are traditional Christmas plants but from which country do they originate?

A) Mexico
B) Spain
C) Brazil
D) Scotland


Round 2 – History


Q 1 – Where and when did the first recorded observance of Christmas take place?

A) AD 100 in Jerusalem
B) AD 340 in Vienna
C) AD 360 in Rome
D) AD 330 in Oslo

Q2 – Electric lights were first used to celebrate Christmas in which year?

A) 1879
B) 1880
C) 1881
D) 1882

Q3 - In Which Country was the first Christmas stamp issued in 1898?

A) England
B) France
C) Canada
D) The United States

Q4 – In what year was the first Christmas card created?

A) 1887
B) 1842
C) 1844
D) 1843

Q5 – The carol, ‘Silent Night’, was written by a Priest named Joseph Mohr. What nationality was he?

A) German
B) Czech
C) Swiss
D) Austrian

Q6 – Up until the 19th century people would keep their decorations up until Candlemas Day. When exactly is ‘Candlemas Day’?

A) February 2nd
B) January 31st
C) February 4th
D) January 25th

Q7 – St Francis Of Assisi is said to have created the first nativity performance in 1223. In which country did this take place?

A) Italy
B) Greece
C) Portugal
D) Spain

Q8 – Why are there twelve days of Christmas?

A) Because it took the three kings twelve days to find the baby Jesus
B) Because the twelve days represent the twelve months in each year
C) Because it allows plenty of time for continuous feasting and merrymaking
D) Because (say someone present in the room) said there should be!

Q9 – The Christmas Pudding we know today started life as a kind of Christmas porridge. By what name was this porridge known?

A) Kasha
B) Frumenty
C) Groats
D) Quinoa

Q10 – When did Wassailing first become associated with Christmas?

A) The 1600’s
B) The 1500’s
C) The 1700’s
D) The 1400’s

Round 3 – Christmas Hits


Q1 – What was the Christmas No 1 Single in the U.K. in 1972?

Q2 – Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen was first No 1 at Christmas in 1975. In which year did it return to the top spot at Christmas when re-issued as part of a double a-sided single with the song, ‘These Are The Days Of Our Lives’?

Q3 - Who had a top ten hit in 1957 with the song, ‘Santa, Bring My Baby Back To Me’?

Q4 – The Smurfs had a 1978 Christmas hit with the song, ‘Christmas In Smurfland’. From which country do Smurfs originate?

Q5 – Which British band had a 1980 Christmas hit with the song ‘Never Mind The Presents’?

Q6 – In what year was ‘Do They know Its Christmas?’ by Band Aid first released?

Q7 – Who was the first British artist to have a No 1 Christmas hit in the U.K?

Q8 – Wizzard had the 1973 Christmas No 1 in the U.K. with the festive classic ‘I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday’. Name the group’s lead singer. * BONUS POINT if you can name the record label it was on.
Q9 – In 1983, Actors George Cole & Dennis Waterman teamed up to record the Christmas novelty song, ‘What are We Gonna Get Er’ Indoors’. The song was a cash-in from the duo’s popularity in the television programme ‘Minder’. We all remember that George Cole played Arthur Daley but what was the name of the character played by Dennis Waterman?

Q10 – Bob The Builder was number one at Christmas in 2000 with the song ‘Can We Fix it?’ Can you name the actor who was the voice of Bob?


Round 4 – Christmas Films


Q1 – Which Actor provides the voice of ‘Scrooge’ in the 1992 Film, ‘The Muppet Christmas Carol’?

Q2 – What was the surname of he angel, ‘Clarence’ in the 1946 classic Christmas film ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’?

Q3 – In what year was the film ‘Elf’ starring Will Ferrell released?

Q4 – The 1947 film, ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ starred Maureen O’ Hara, John Payne and Natalie Wood but which other Actor was it who won ‘Best Actor in a supporting role’ in the 1948 US Academy Awards for his portrayal of the lead character, Kris Kringle?

Q5 – What is the name of Bill Murray’s character in the 1988 film ‘Scrooged’?

Q6 – The 1988 film, ‘National Lampoons Christmas Vacation’ was the final film in the 58 year career of Mae Questel. Which well-known cartoon character was Mae the voice of?

Q7 – How many films in the ‘Home Alone’ series have been made so far?

Q8 – ‘Whoville’ is the fictional town in which Christmas film?

Q9 – What year was the animated short film ‘The Snowman’ released?

Q10 - Who plays the character Ted Hanover in the 1942 film ‘Holiday Inn’?

Round 5 Christmas Cryptic Capers!
The following are cryptic clues to objects found around the home at Christmas.
Q1. Appointments?
Q2. Dad's a barber?
Q3. Crazy?
Q4. Make a pig of yourself when you find them?
Q5. The orange song?
Q6. A pleasure in Ankara?
Q7. Vision for cockney?
Q8. Type that goes on your head?
Q9. Second visitor in a Christmas Carol?
Q10. Opposite a French stick?

Round 6 – Christmas Panto’s

Q1 – In which Shakespeare play does a variant of the Giant’s cry "Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman" 
 from ‘Jack and The Beanstalk’ appear?

A) A Midsummer Nights Dream
B) Othello
C) As You Like It
D) King Lear

Q2 – In which Pantomime does the character ‘Ilnyeva Gettamanovic’ appear?

A) Puss In Boots
B) Cinderella
C) Peter Pan
D) Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs

Q3 – Richard Whittington was in fact a real person and the pantomime that bears his name is the only pantomime to be based on a true subject. ‘Dick’ was mayor of London three times. In which of these years was he NOT Mayor of London?

A) 1401
B) 1397
C) 1406
D) 1419 

Q4 – In which pantomime does the character ‘Columbine’ appear?

A) Jack & The Beanstalk
B) Mother Goose
C) Dick Whittington
D) Cinderella

Q5 – According to the website ‘It’s Behind You. Com’ which is the most popular pantomime of all?

A) Aladdin
B) Dick Whittington
C) Cinderella
D) Snow White

Q6 – In which year was ‘Peter Pan’ first performed at the Duke of York Theatre in London?

A) 1900
B) 1910
C) 1904
D) 1908

Q7 – The first recorded use of the word pantomime was in which of these years?

A) 1788
B) 1804
C) 1717
D) 1773

Q8 – In which country is the pantomime, ‘Aladdin’ traditionally set?

A) China
B) Japan
C) Hong Kong
D) Egypt

Q9 – Joseph Grimaldi (1779 – 1837) is considered to be the most ‘famous & popular’ Clown in harlequinade and pantomime of all time but what nationality was he?

A) Irish
B) English
C) Italian
D) Dutch

Q10 – In which pantomime does the character ‘Lagoon’ appear?

A) Aladdin
B) Peter Pan
C) Mother Goose
D) Babes In The Wood

Round 7 – Christmas True of False

Q1 – The Queen’s broadcast to the nation topped the ratings on Christmas Day 2014 with an average of 7.82 million viewers?

Q2 – Legendary soul singer James Brown died on Christmas Day, 2007.

Q3 – Charlie Chaplin, Dean Martin & eartha Kitt all died on Christmas Day.

Q4 – ‘Adeste Fideles’ is how you say ‘Merry Christmas’ in Spanish.

Q5 – The Book ‘Hercule Poirot’s Christmas’ was published in 1939 - the same year that the Second World War began!

Q6 – In Charles Dickens ‘A Christmas Carol’ Bob Cratchit’s second daughter is called ‘Belinda’
Q7 – Frank Kelly’s hilarious ‘Christmas Countdown’ was a top 20 hit in 1984.

Q8 – William Shakespeare wrote a Christmas poem entitled, ‘Song Of The Holly’

Q9 – Two five minute ‘Christmas Specials’ were made of the popular comedy series, ‘On The Buses’


Q10 – Leslie Neilsen played Santa in the 2000 TV Movie, ‘Santa Who?’                   

Stumped? Then here are the answers!!!!!


Q1 - B
Q2 – A
Q3 – B
Q4 – D (In The Middle Ages)
Q5 - A
Q6 – C
Q7 – C
Q8 – D
Q9 – C
Q10 - A

Round 2

Q1 – C
Q2 – D
Q3 – C
Q4 – D
Q5 – D
Q6 – A
Q7 – A
Q8 – A
Q 9 – B
Q10 - D

Round 3

Q1 – Long Haired Lover From Liverpool – Little Jimmy Osmond with the Mike Curb Congregation.

Q2 – 1991

Q3 – Elvis Presley

Q4 – Holland (The Netherlands)

Q5 – The Barron Knights

Q6 – 1984

Q7 – Dickie Valentine (in 1955 with ‘Christmas Alphabet’)

Q8 – Roy Wood & Harvest Records

Q9 – Terry McCann

Q10 – Neil Morrissey

Round 4

Q1 – Michael Caine

Q2 – Odbody

Q3 – 2003

Q4 – Edmund Gwenn

Q5 – Frank Cross

Q6 – Betty Boop

Q7 – 5

Q8 – How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Q9 – 1982

Q10 – Fred Astaire

Round 5

Q1. Dates
Q2. Parsnips
Q3. Nuts
Q4. Truffles
Q5. Tangerine
Q6. Turkish delight
Q7. Mince pies
Q8. Pork Pie
Q9. Christmas present
Q10. Shortbread
Round 6

Q1 – D
Q2 - B
Q3 – A
Q4 – B
Q5 – C
Q6 – C
Q7 – C
Q8 – A
Q9 – B
Q10 – B

Round 7

Q1 – TRUE
Q2 – FALSE – it was 2006!
Q3 – TRUE (Chaplin in 1977, Martin in 1995 and Kitt in 2008)
Q4 – FALSE – it is ‘Feliz Navidad’
Q5 - FALSE  - it was published in 1938
Q6 – TRUE
Q7 – FALSE – it only made no 26
Q8 – TRUE
Q9 – TRUE – In 1969 and 1972 – the 1969 version has been lost.
Q10 - TRUE

Do let me know how you get on?