Saturday 30 November 2013

'Christmas Hampers'

The one thing I have always longed to win or be sent for Christmas is a whacking great big Christmas hamper! I don't quite understand why I feel that way because I don't drink very much (so bottles of wine or spirits wouldn't be much use) nor do I eat a lot of the stuff that would come with the hamper but there is just something irresistibly festive about the look of a giant whicker basket stuffed to the gunnels with exotic goodies!

I think part of my perception of Christmas hampers comes from my childhood. I recall that my mum used to be an agent for Kays catalogue when I was a kid and I often used to spend ages looking through the Toy section in the run up to Christmas dreaming about what I'd like to get.  Kays used to sell Christmas hampers as well and there would always be a few pages of pics. Reading through the list of all the goodies you could expect to receive in each version of the hamper really used to get my juices flowing! With ever so Christmassy pictures of tinsel and baubles amongst the hamper contents to make them seem even more desirable I suppose I have grown up with the vision of the Christmas hamper being the ultimate gift...

God, what a dream I must be for those marketing moguls who deliberately dream up such tactics to instill in people all the stuff mentioned above!
Whatever, if I could afford to do it I would always send out a well stocked Christmas hamper to my friends and loved ones at this time of year. I have been thinking a lot lately of how nice it would be if you won the lottery and was able to act upon a lot of the things that touch you in everyday life rather than simply have to shrug your shoulders and accept reality. There are so many worthy causes each Christmas that it would make me feel good to support and having the ability to make a real difference to someones life and enjoyment of the festive season would really make me feel even more like Father Christmas! I guess some of you will think that I have a 'God complex' but I certainly wouldn't want his job! No, for me, I'm all about being Santa, all about making a difference once a year and then letting the rest of the world try to work together to adopt my friendly attitude the rest of the year round. I don't believe in preaching, I believe in teaching...Goodness! That was profound! HA HA

Finally, don't forget that Santa will be visiting Battle in East Sussex later today to turn on their Christmas lights. He and his entourage are due to arrive at 1.50pm and I hope to be there to see him! If I manage to make it expect lots of pics of the festivities here soon...

See you there! Love Tony xx

Friday 29 November 2013

'Go Visit Tara In Tenterden!'

I had a lovely morning out to Tenterden today. The drive out there was a real delight as the autumn colours of brown, gold, yellow and green were everywhere! Ironically, I didn't take my camera so was unable to get any film footage (bah!) for possible use with my Christmas video for 'A Winters Tale'. I have already put something together for this years Christmas song but its not as good as some of the stuff I could have got this morning... Oh well, maybe I will take a bus ride out there again next week and do some filming.

Tenterden is a lovely olde worlde country village/small town and as its a commuter area its quite posh. They do have some lovely gift shops though and its a smashing place to visit if you want to be in with a shot of finding something a little bit different.

One of the most eye-catching places I visited there was a tiny shop called 'Rising Star'. They had a working model carousel in the window that was really wonderful and so Christmassy! What also drew me inside the shop was a fun advertising board outside the shop which said 'Men! We do wrap presents for you but no Bah Humbugs please' (or something similar). I thought that was real fun and showed that the owner was a 'Christmas person'. How could I (Father Christmas - but don't tell anyone) not go in and wish the owner a Merry Christmas?

http://www.risingstartenterden.co.uk/

Well, I'm glad I did because the owner just happened to be a lovely lady! I don't know I thought, beautiful lady, Christmas spirit, Christmas music playing, shop like a mini wonderland of festive and beautiful gifts, what more could old Saint Nicholas want?

I'm glad to say that the lady (Tara) turned out to be every bit as nice as she looked and we had a nice little chat for a few minutes. If you are struggling for ideas this Christmas and are desperate to find an unusual gift for your special one why not give 'Rising Star' a visit?  

I have posted a link to the shops website on this blog so why not click and have a look if you can't visit the shop in person? As I have said before here though, you can't beat GOING shopping and I eventually picked up the perfect Christmas gift for my Niece in Tenterden so came home well happy!

Thursday 28 November 2013

'Getting Into The Thick Of It!'

Well, I am well on the way to reaching my target of sorting out all of my Christmas presents before December the 1st! I don't think I will quite manage to nail down every single thing I am going to buy for everyone but I am hoping to get 95% or more bought, wrapped and labelled by then. As the picture below demonstrates though, even when you do get yourself organised you come across problems. Storing all of the different shaped sizes, boxes and packets somewhere in the house for a month can be a nightmare! I have taken to utilising the space inside my holiday suitcase the last few years and I find that an ideal option until it gets near enough to Christmas for the prezzies to be out on show under the Christmas tree.

 One present I do not really enjoy giving though is money. Its not that I am a miserable old miser 9well, not all the time!) its just that I feel that giving someone money not only proves how poorly you know them but is such an impersonal present. I'm not normally one noted for making supreme efforts in life but with Christmas I always try to think of or search out something thoughtful to give to someone. After all, as a self confessed self-absorbed (hence this blog!) person, I think its only right that when I do finally get around to thinking of other people I really put my heart into it. The snag with NOT giving people like your 16 year old Nephew who you never see nowadays is

of course that a) it is almost impossible to get to know what he wants and b) that even if you do know, being a teenager, it will be seriously expensive! I honestly LOVE buying presents for people and get a special kick when I think I have got them something they will really enjoy/be chuffed with but in the current financial climate its just not possible to 'push the boat out' too far. I don't believe in hocking up credit cards and would rather someone who could not afford to buy me anything did not than put themselves in bother. Christmas is a special time of the year but it is not how someone treats you once a year that counts its what they do for you/how they are to you the WHOLE year round that really matters so don't forget that those of you who are feeling guilty about having to call a halt to any more expenditure this year! Trust me, those who know you well and know of your situation will understand and those who do not are only shallow, fair weather friends anyway so don't mourn their loss!


I promised the other week that I would upload a picture or two of the glass bottles and jars my fellow writing club members and I have been creating for Christmas this year so here you go. Its been great fun using the special paints but I have found the coloured ones very hard to use as far as getting even coverage is concerned. Last Wednesday I spent the morning trying to colour in this large jar but ended 
up getting more paint on the table than I did on the jar! Still, its not a bad first effort and at least doing some festive Arts & Crafts has made it seem more like coming round to Christmas time...



Tuesday 26 November 2013

'Christmas At Half Mast'

A 'Half Mast' Christmas Tree
One of the saddest things which best demonstrates what a disconnected society we are living in today is the modern phenomenon  of the 'Half Mast Christmas Tree'. When we as people cannot even put up a Christmas trees in our streets, town centres and community gathering places without having to take the measure of putting all of the lights on the tree high up out of reach for fear of vandals you really have to wonder at what we have all become...

I took this picture last night in Kings Rd, St Leonards but the tree in Hastings Town Centre is similarly 'dressed' this year. Not only are the sight of such trees depressing they say a lot also about the 'School Teacher Mentality' which seems to perpetually exist within the minds of Councillors, Politicians and Government officials everywhere these days. In the old days if a tree like this was vandalised everything would be done to bring the individual or individuals to justice in order that they be punished for their crime and made to see the error of their ways. Nowadays, seemingly unable (or unwilling?) to dedicate the resources to catching criminals the 'easier option' of punishing everyone - as a School Teacher keeps in the whole class when no-one will own up to flicking a rubber at him or her) is put into action. Thus, for the sake of a few miserable, anti-social individuals who should know better the rest of society is punished and we all have to suffer the consequences...

Not only isn't this fair it ENCOURAGES anti-social behavior because those doing the vandalism know that there is little to no chance of them ever being caught. If we as a society are weak and 'give in' like this we can hardly complain about the way things are going - can we? Punishment should not just be about handing out penalties though it should be about making things better for all effected and I am sure that at least some of those who mindlessly wreck things could be made to see the error of their ways if dealt with by the relatively new restorative justice system. Of course, some of you are going to accuse me of being 'idealistic' for that last statement. Well, perhaps I am being rather optimistic but as the new breed of 'Half Mast' Christmas Trees ably demonstrate, the current way of running our society is NOT working so some kind of different approach HAS to be found.

Lets not let the few ruin things for the masses. Do away with 'Half Mast' Christmas trees, re-instate traditional law & order and let Christmas once again be the celebration of the good within us all it used to be...  

Sunday 24 November 2013

'December '73'

I had a great day yesterday in the recording studio with Harvey Summers and have now completed a decent demo of another Christmas song, 'December '73'. The song is not as Christmassy as some of my others in  traditional respect (there are no sleigh bells or church bells on the record) but it has got a bouncy, 70's pop feel about it and plenty of baritone sax blasts which give it a 'Wizzardy' feel a la 'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday'. I am trying (over time) to record enough songs for a Christmas album but unemployment and dwindling savings will probably put paid to that project unless I can get back to earning decent wages again... Still, for now, I will just try to record the odd thing here and there to keep my hand in and see what happens.


My Youtube Christmas single (I 'release' one every Christmas) this year though is now likely to be a cover I did of David Essex' 'A Winters Tale'.


I have already put together a video for my version and will upload it to my Maybrick44 channel first week of Dec. Even though I love Christmas I do dislike the way all of the trees and decorations are put up in public places long before December. If those who currently say they hate Christmas hate it for one thing with a passion it is because the whole thing now starts earlier and earlier each year and has become so commercialised. I have to agree with them about that and think we really all ought to campaign more for Christmas to be confined to December.

Now, I know that is going to sound hypercritical seeing as I started this blog in the middle of October this year but I wanted to have plenty of festive musings here for those who catch on to this blog by the time Christmas actually comes. Christmas is as much about the build up as it is the BIG DAY and I just wanted to connect with a few like minded individuals to share in that build up.

I guess to be fair though that is the dilemma that faces most of the big companies and town councils as far as decorations go. I mean, if they leave it until the Christmas rush is beginning they don't have the time to put up the decorations or cope with it all, do they?

Oh well, ONE CALENDAR MONTH to the big one tomorrow! I hope you are doing well with getting all your presents in order early? I've only got two or three more to sort out so I'm relatively stress free! Hoping to spend next Sat in Battle, East Sussex enjoying the spectacle of Santa's arrival and the switching on of the Battle Christmas lights so Nov 30th will be when the official Christmas season starts for me this year!

Love to all. xx

Wednesday 20 November 2013

'Get Arty & Crafty This Christmas'

Picture courtesy of crazylittleprojects.com
I am a member of  a Hastings writing club called G.R.O.W. (Grass Roots Open Writers) and one of the things the group gets up to from time is a bit of arts & crafts. Trying out new things may not seem much like a writing exercise but inspiration comes from new experience and writing can often 'spring forth' when you do something different.

This morning we all had a go at decorating glass jars with special paints. Drawing outlines with either silver, gold or black 'pens' we made up our own Christmas designs. Next week the group will tackle the painting of the jars and complete (we hope) a series of fun, home made items to give as presents or to use at home to make the house look more festive. Some of the bigger jars we hope will be useful as vases while some of the smaller ones will be great for putting tiny tea lights in. The power of light is especially powerful at Christmas and there is something intimately timeless about sitting in a darkened room lit only by fairy lights and the flickering of candles.

If you are alone at this time of year don't sit indoors wishing you had company - get yourself out the door and join a similar group or club near you! There is always a plethora of group meetings, dinners and social events at this time of the year so December is a great time to join a new club because you get more opportunities away from the clubs normal activities to mingle with others and get to know new people.

I am also a member of Shorelink Community Writers and can honestly say that in my unemployed, single state membership of both clubs is invaluable to me. If there isn't a club near to where you live why not start one yourself? Even something like a simple games evening will be sure to attract people and once you take the first step and enjoy that first evening you will be hooked! 

So DON'T sit indoors feeling sad this Christmas. I've been there, done that and work the t shirt. There may not be a simple solution to your problems and you may feel as lonely as hell but there are plenty of other people out there in the same boat as you so never lose sight of that...

I will post some photos here of our finished works of art next week! 

Tuesday 19 November 2013

'Doing Up Presents!'

I spent a good few hours the other afternoon doing up the first wave of Christmas presents for people this year. Fighting to get things like tins of chocolates or bottles wrapped up is kind of like an annual sport and can be quite stressful. If you allow the spirit of Christmas to 'pump through your veins' like me though you ill soon find even things like that a lot of fun. What I sometimes do with a really obviously shaped present though is place it inside three or four other things so that it doesn't look anything like the bottle or tin of chocolates it is!

For added fun (but a HUGE waste of wrapping paper!) wrap each individual layer so that the person opening the thing in the end is kept guessing even longer. For a bit of devilment you can even include an I.O.U. for a present in the final box if you like. As soon as the person looks disappointed, whip there prezzie out from behind the settee or somewhere!

Fun! Fun! Fun! That's what you have to get into your head that Christmas and all the things that go with it are. If you can manage that you will never have another bad one. Stick matchsticks into your mouth in such a way as to force yourself to smile then look in the mirror until you can't help but laugh at what an idiot you are! My God, boy/girl if you were to spend a Christmas with me you would learn a thing or two!

Imagining the happiness someone else will get when they open your present is what makes buying them something special in the first place. I am a self-confessed me, me, me person most of the year round and am always getting told off for being 'self absorbed' so the festive season is when I concentrate on everyone else for a change. I do love people and am very attached to those I call my friends but I somehow lose sight of exactly how I feel during the year... Christmas is a time of reflection as well as celebration though and thankfully the colder nights, the chill of the wind and the sight of sprigs of Holly brings me to my senses each year.

So if you struggle with 'all things winter and Christmas' forget about how YOU feel and concentrate your energy on how you can make OTHERS happy. The bigger a kick you get out of giving someone a present the more of a kick they will get out of choosing something special for you!

Monday 18 November 2013

'The Spirit Of Christmas Past'

I came across this strange Christmas compilation during my recent shopping trip to Seaford. I found it in  the Scope charity shop there and decided to take a chance on it for the princely sum of £1. I can't tell you how glad I am that I did! Though it starts with the usual 'White Christmas' by Bing Crosby, what follows is a collection of long forgotten Christmas timepieces  that are sure to put even the harshest 'Bah Humbug' merchant back in touch with the spirit of the season.

The retro scene is massive these days as I found out when I attended all four days of this years 'War & Peace Revival' at the old Folkestone Racecourse. Its anyones guess how many copies of this could be sold if even half of those who attended could get a listen to this...

There is truly something for everyone to enjoy here. Theres nostalgic Jazz/ragtime by Fats Waller and Jack Teagarden, emotive tenor singing by Georges Thrill and Paul Robeson, romantic crooners from FJudy Garland and Dinah Shore (the latter being especially emotive as it dates from the Second World War years) and wonderful, childlike pieces like a musical version of the classic Christmas tale 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'...

Best of all for a big kid like me though is 'The Santa Claus Express' by the BBC Dance Orchestra, Dan Donovan and chorus. Its 'Toy Story' put to music with poop poop steam train noises in all the right places and a heartwarming mixture of festive fun and childlike innocence. I had never heard the song before buying this and cannot believe how it appears to have been totally forgotten today unlike other songs from the period like 'Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town' or 'Winter Wonderland' (both also featured here).

Forget, crystal clear quality sound, forget remastering and take yourself on a journey back to the romantic 30's and 40's - complete with historic hisses, crackles and pops. 'The Spirit Of Christmas' is available (just) on Amazoon.co.uk but they haven't many copies left so do yourself a big favour and get this before they run out!

Friday 15 November 2013

'You HAVE To See This!

One of the best tracks on 'A 50's Christmas' that I had never heard before is 'Christmas Chopsticks' by Mel Blanc. Mel was of course the man responsible for so many of the classic Disney character voices we all know and love but I had not heard of him making any records before?

Well, if I enjoyed 'Christmas Chopsticks', searching for more Mel Blanc on Youtube I came across 'The Christmas Tree!!' - a tribute to Mel and it really put a smile on my face!



Whatever you do, watch this right through to the end. Don't worry about the pesky advert at the start nor Larry's long introduction. If you think he is 'dragging it out a bit' at first you will think he's a HERO at the end, trust me! I don't think I have seen anything so well performed and funny as this since good old Norman Wisdom died. Norman would be proud of Larry Rapchak and I think he also looks a bit like Will Hay as well in his teachers get-up...

Video's like this are what Youtube was invented for and Mel Blanc would be chuffed to bits that somebody like Larry went to all this trouble to film such a great tribute. How brilliantly has Larry remembered all the words and there is never a moment when you think he is going to get confused and point at the wrong thing or make a mess of it!

Larry, MERRY CHRISTMAS my friend. I don't know you but I already KNOW you and I would get on. You are a star - thanks so much for sharing this with us.

Thursday 14 November 2013

'Ring Out The Bells!'

This is another of my Christmas songs from my Maybrick44 Youtube channel. Written (as ever) with Harvey Summers its about the way I feel kids grow up too soon these days and how, instead of spending time outdoors with their mates, kids spend more and more of their time indoors playing computer games. With mobile phones seemingly thrust at them as soon as they can walk I fear the kids of today are being put under pressure to grow up far more quickly than is healthy. Christmas should remain a time of wonder for children for as long as possible I feel and trying to make an 8 year old act like a member of the Political correctness executive is wrong in my opinion. Making mistakes, doing the wrong thing, saying the wrong thing, acting in the wrong way is all part of learning and if kids are prevented from making small mistakes when they are young they will inevitably make bigger (and potentially more damaging) one when they are adults.


The video (or most of it) was again filmed at Church-in-the-Wood in Hollington and 'the old man working quietly at a bench' is actually my Dad, Ian. Dad is a lover of re-painting old wall plaques so his shed is the nearest thing to what Father Christmases workshop might look like I know of. Harvey was keen to stick this out as a single after we recorded it but I hear it more as an album track because of its long intro. The chorus is a really smashing one though and I like the way it ends as well - even though I sometimes think it comes a bit soon bearing in mind the time it took the song to get going...

I hope you like it and if you have kids of your own, I hope you take a moment to think about my message here. Christmas is really a time for children but we are all kids inside and I don't think we ever really lose our inner child so it makes good sense to allow ourselves proper time to develop so that we have no regrets about our younger years when we get older.

I am gradually working towards enough material to produce a Christmas album but the way things are financially these days that could be a long way off yet so for now you will just have to listen to my stuff here or on my Youtube channel!

Much love x

Wednesday 13 November 2013

'A Few Christmas Updates'

Now available from Amazon.co.uk!
I have now received my copy of 'A 1950's Christmas - tunes for a cool yule' and can tell you that its a wonderful collection of songs that is guaranteed to send you mentally back to the old days. The album has a very American flavour and thus has a slightly 'showbizz' feel to it but if you love those old B&W Marilyn Monroe films like I do you won't mind that. In fact, listening to it even got me dreaming about spending Christmas with Marilyn and how that would have felt. I am a sucker for anything that makes me think of 'the old days' at the moment and I saw an American lady who looked like Marilyn dressed in 1950's garb at this years 'War & Peace Revival' at RAF Westernhanger. Boy! Did I want to speak to her and ask her to dance with me but I didn't dare (as usual!)...
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'Marilyn' in pink - Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy!
Still, I love anything that brings Marilyn to mind and just seeing someone so beautiful who spoke like her (or at least how I imagine she would have sounded with an American accent) made the whole week really special for me! Thank you darlin' -whoever you are xxxx

I don't know, what an old romantic I am, eh? Getting all starry eyed over Marilyn Monroe just by listening to a 50's CD! It is VERY romantic though this double CD and if you are a bit of an idealist like me you can't help but get swept away by the sweeping strings and romantic lyrics of 'Christmas And You' by Dave King. 
Do yourself a favour and buy a copy - Ronnie Hilton's version of 'White Christmas' is also a refreshing delight as well if you are over familiar with good old Bing's version...

Lastly, don't forget that my favourite Christmas Fair takes place this Sat at St Clement's church in High St in the Old Town of Hastings. Sadly, I am called away to a writing festival in London on the day so I won't be able to be there this year (boo!). I will be sending someone in my place to buy up a lot of presents for my Christmas celebrations though so they won't miss out!


Sunday 10 November 2013

'GOING Christmas Shopping'

Do you know what? I had a lovely day on the 8th because I did something I used to do all the time but I now haven't done much for years... Do you know what that was?

No! It WAS NOT THAT!! (really, your minds!)

No, I actually left my house, traveled to Seaford, East Sussex and WENT Christmas shopping. 
High Street, Seaford 1952. Pic courtesy of macfisheries.co.uk

Looking in all of the shop windows, browsing in all of the quaint little shops and talking to some of the shop owners reminded me of what life when we all WENT OUT THE DOOR to do things was like. As much as I love Amazon.com and am as guilty as everyone else these days for doing most of my Christmas shopping there the experience of actually going somewhere trying to find that special gift for whoever is so much nicer.

I really had forgotten how, when you suddenly clap eyes on something you think is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT for this person or that, how exciting it is. Chatting to the person in the shop about how your friend/wife/lover is going to love the gift really ADDS to the whole spirit of Christmas and the rest of the day you feel happy because you keep thinking about the moment that person will open your present and be made up with life!



Seaford may sound like an odd choice of place to go but I went there with my parents who like to potter around charity shops in search of a bargain. Mum and Dad are both now into their 70's and Dad especially isn't able to do the amount of walking he once used to. Seaford is quite a compact little place and has a fair few charity shops for its size. Watching Mum and Dad struggle a bit these days does bring home to me just how much time ticks on relentlessly and that often upsets me because I cannot imagine life without them? Still, I am thankfully aware that the clock is ticking and so these days do everything I can to enjoy days like the other day in case there aren't many more of them...

I know this sounds quite morbid and sad but if all of us could think this way about all of the people we love ALL YEAR ROUND who would ever moan about buying someone a gift at Christmas or writing them a card? It makes perfect sense as well to be in touch with your mortality because that way if there is something you REALLY want to do in life it is so much easier to make the decision to DO IT!

Why not put your computer away for a day? Get yourself out into the real world and onto a bus or a train (even if you normally drive) and go shopping. When you don't have the car to worry about and when you have others in your heart you will find Christmas shopping a really uplifting experience. I know the shops these days aren't what they used to be and that there are not so many nowadays but places like Rye and Seaford are still wonderful little towns with healthy town centres so its not impossible (yet) to recreate that spirit of yesteryear...

Photo of a traditional shop in  Rye by Carol Brazel

Friday 8 November 2013

'Christmas 1965 - 75'


Below is another of my articles for 'Hastings Town' magazine. In the interest of historical accuracy, I have decided to leave this piece as it was originally published. Regardless of what some mentioned here have allegedly done, they were still a part of my formative years and I cannot simply forget that...



In many ways my memories of Christmas as a child in the mid sixties and early seventies sound like a cliché. Small boy, too excited to sleep, closes eyes in order to try and kid Father Christmas into thinking its safe to ‘pop in’ and drop off sack of presents…

Actually, I’m really glad to think I remember those days of innocence in such a way and now I am older I realise even more how lucky I have been to have been blessed with such loving parents.

I was born in Priory Avenue, Hastings in 1965. Shortly after my birth my parents went to live in Stonehouse Drive at no 59 Kennedy Court in a block of flats. It is there that most of my happy childhood memories of Christmas took place and I believe it is because of these memories that I love Christmas so much…

Back in those days it wasn’t fashionable for women to work and so I was brought up by my Mum and disciplined by my Dad if I was naughty. Dad worked as a van delivery salesman for Buss Farmfresh Foods (sausage manufacturers mainly) and worked very long hours starting at 5am and rarely getting back home until late evening.  For this reason, I didn’t see an awful lot of Dad during the week but on Sundays he and Mum would take my brother, Geoff (born in 1967) and I out for a trip somewhere.


The truth of the matter is that I was spoilt rotten as a kid. As the first born, I was made a right fuss of and was always being bought toy Matchbox cars (remember them?) or brought sweets by family and relatives. Probably because of this, my brother and I did not always get on well as children. I suppose the sibling rivalry thing came into play and thus I was sometimes a little terror!

Christmas was always a time for togetherness though and every year Geoff and I would spend ages whispering to each other in bed at night in the run up to Christmas Eve about what we hoped we’d get for Christmas.

Each year on Christmas Eve the routine was the same. Dad would make us go to bed at about 8 o‘clock (or earlier) but there was no way Geoff and I were going to get any sleep! Laying in bed eyes closed we’d have our ears on full alert for any sound of Father Christmas’ arrival and as soon as we heard the slightest squeak of the bedroom door we were wide awake!

Usually, about 1am in the morning, the moment we had been waiting for would arrive. A feint stirring could be heard coming from outside our room swiftly followed by either the sound of whispering or the rustling of paper.  As gently as could be, the door to our bedroom would open and we could hear the sound of a sack full of presents being placed at the end of our beds. Then, as silently as before, Father Christmas was off on to his next visit and the door would close again.

Of course, until we got older, Geoff and I had no idea that Father Christmas was actually Dad and so as soon as the door shut Geoff and I would leap out of bed and rush over to take our first look at our Christmas goodies.

Inevitably, this made a lot of noise and so Mum and Dad were soon into the room to shush us because of the neighbours. We were never going to be able to wait until the morning to open our prezzies though and so Dad would haul our sacks into the living room where Geoff and I would have a wonderful time tearing through Christmas paper and gazing in wonderment and excitement at some of the toys and games we found.

Mum and Dad must have spent an absolute fortune on us... Our Christmas sacks were taller than we were and stuffed to the brim with presents. I used to love finding an annual or a new boxed game but was always disappointed if I found clothes. Somewhere in the middle of our sack we would find a ‘dummy present’. Mum used to delight in wrapping something she knew we really wanted inside three or four different layers. Ripping off the first layer we’d find a second box wrapped in Christmas paper. Off with the Christmas paper again and we’d find a bag and so on…  Our screams of delight when finally discovering what was inside always evoked another round of shushing I can tell you!


Boxed games like ‘On The Buses’, ‘Cluedo’ and ‘Exploration’ were all the rage back in the 70’s and all the kids I knew used to play them and love reading annuals. It was always a thrill to be able to say ‘ I got that as well’ when friends were telling you what they’d got for Christmas and such fun going to ‘their house’ to play their new games.

The two games I remember loving the most were ‘Crossfire’ and ‘Battling Tops’. ‘Crossfire’ was a puck shooting table top game a bit like Ice Hockey only using a plastic gun that fired ball bearings and ‘Battling Tops’ involved sending spinning tops into a plastic arena where they would bash into each other and dart wildly about. The last top still standing was the winner!

Christmas was always a great time for T.V. as well. I used to love all the ‘Christmas Specials’ of my favourite programmes and ‘Top Of The Pops’ Christmas show was always particularly special. I loved Glam Rock and bands like Mud, The Sweet and Wizzard were always game for a laugh with Jimmy Saville, Noel Edmunds or ‘The Hairy Cornflake’ DLT. I still remember the fun Mud had in 1974 with that ventriloquist’s dummy, when singing ‘Lonely This Christmas’ while at No1, for example. Yes it was hammy and yes it was pretty silly but fake snow, people falling about and a dummy whose head kept falling off was also fun and I loved the light heartedness of it all.

In fact, that’s one of the things I miss so much about those days. Life in the 70’s was so much less complicated than today. Things ‘were what they were’ and people ‘called a spade a spade’. No one sued anyone and people had much more of a sense of showbiz and pride in themselves and their community. Mind you, I say all this based on the memories of a child and many other people I know have subsequently told me just how difficult life was for adults at that time so perhaps I’m not the best judge.

Christmas in Hastings and St Leonards was always magical to me though. The Christmas decorations along Kings Road were amazing! 

With bulbs covering the length and breadth of the street, visiting the area was like walking into a massive version of Santa’s Grotto and most shops had beautifully decorated Christmas trees inside or in the window. I also used to LOVE the multi-coloured bulbs all down the lampposts along the sea front –it made the trip into town or back home so much more jolly and Christmassy!  Woolies, Debenhams and Boots Christmas displays in town were always impressive and the queues to visit Santa in his grotto on the second floor in Debenhams always long…

And then there was ‘Gamleys’ in Queens Road. Gamleys was the ultimate shop for kids! Every conceivable game, Action Man accessory, Lego set, Scalextric, toy car, doll or science set could be purchased there and spending money in the sale there after Christmas was always a joy.

I love the fact that adults seemed to think it was perfectly safe and acceptable back in the 70’s to give a kid a chemistry set for Christmas. Just think what might happen if some of ‘the little darlings of today’ were suitably ‘armed’ with a Bunsen burner, some Sulphur and a plentiful supply of litmus paper!

Maybe because there was no Internet, no e-mail or mobile phones to absorb so much of our time there was a need to encourage kids to become interested in science, learning and the arts. Nowadays learning stuff must seem pointless when you can ‘Google’ and get an answer in less than 30 seconds… 


 So, this Christmas, spare a thought for far off days. Think of ‘Spirograph’, games of ‘Top Trumps’ and of miniature soldiers and smile. The 60’s and 70’s may not have been as great as I remember them but Christmas was simply Christmas back then and all the better for it…
Love to you all xx

Thursday 7 November 2013

'Merry Christmas Everybody!'

'Merry Christmas Everybody' by Slade surely has to be the No 1 U.K. Christmas record of all time. Recorded  in late summer 1973 the song has sold well over a million copies in the U.K. and has charted  every year here since 2006 thanks to Christmas download sales. There is something impossibly jolly and festive about the record that just doesn't allow you to ignore it and with its jaunty, slightly ZZ Top 'Gimmie All Your Lovin', bouncy rock n' roll melody its the perfect record to get the whole family up and dancing.

Ironically, the song came out at a time when there was much political unrest here in the U.K. Christmas 1973 was not a happy time for many as the miners, led by Joe Gormley, were on strike and many homes and stores were having to make do with candlelight. Prime minister, Ted Heath and his government were having a torrid time and the country as a whole was far from harmonious. It is typical though of the British people that whenever adversity strikes a general determination to 'overcome' seems to rise to the surface. 'Merry Christmas Everybody' was thus the ultimate 'up yours' to a world which it seemed had decided to dampen spirits and Slade with their sparkling glam rock outfits and platform shoes put the fun and festive back into Christmas.

The biggest selling Christmas record of all time globally is of course 'White Christmas' by Bing Crosby but even Bing's warm hearted and romantic Christmas classic cannot match 'Merry Christmas Everybody' for its 'one for all and all for one' appeal. Mums and Dads, Nans and Grandads, kids and even toddlers all start to shake and wobble along to the Slade but 'White Christmas' is more for adults only.

Surprisingly, Slade only ever made one more Christmas single. 'All Join Hands' was an admirable sing-a-long song and it did have a kind of 'Auld Lang Syne' participation appeal but it only made No 15 at Christmas 1984 and has never seen the light of the festive chart since. I think for me 'Merry Christmas Everybody' and 'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday' by Wizzard (more about that later) have to be the top two Christmas U.K. hits of all time but then I am biased because I associate so many happy childhood memories with the early 70's and simply LOVED all the glam glitter and dressing up of the Glam rock era. 

Whatever the case, what is certain is that 'Merry Christmas Everybody' is a Christmas classic that will be with us every Christmas for many years to come yet...  




MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!!!


Wednesday 6 November 2013

'Battle, East Sussex At Christmas'

Regular viewers of my Maybrick44 Youtube channel will already know that I am a little in love with the town of Battle in East Sussex. Not only is a place steeped in history with Battle Abbey and some very old quintessentially English buildings it is a place where both tradition and fun go hand in hand. 
The annual Battle Scarecrow Festival is always a must visit for me and the sight of Battle Abbey lit up at night by the reflection of the Christmas lights from an ENORMOUS Christmas tree in the middle of the market square is just so Christmassy it hurts!
As with a lot of things of late, the finances have been more difficult to come by for Battle and its traders to pay for the town's spectacular display of festive fun but they are are a determined lot in Battle and there is going to be plenty of Christmassy things going on there again this year.

November the 30th will see Santa pop in on his annual visit en-route to The North Pole. He is expected at about 1.50pm and his sleigh will be pulled by the Langton Loons, accompanied by the Kingfisher Band, the 1st and 2nd Battle Rainbows, the Beavers and a variety of cartoon characters. Outside on the Abbey Green there will be Candy Floss, photo opportunities, singing from local soprano, Lucy Ashton, and other attractions so it will be a fantastic afternoon!

Then at about 5pm, Santa will leave the Memorial Hall come onto the Abbey Green and switch on Battle's Christmas lights for this year! There will be fancy dress, best decorated shop window and best dressed business competitions as well. 

Various choirs, Lucy Ashton & her friends will also sing by the big Christmas tree on the Abbey Green and visitors will  encouraged to sing-a-long at 8pm as well.

It is sure to be a fabulously festive day of fun  and one I hope not to miss so why not come along and join me? If you see a middle aged bloke wearing a black cowboy hat (or brown if its wet!) with a camera in his hand that will be me. I love meeting new people so come over and say Hi!


Above is a little video I took of Battle myself a year or two ago. It doesn't quite capture the magic of the place but it will give you some idea of the layout of the place and with a bit of imagination I'm sure you will be able to envisage how the place looks full of Christmas shoppers with happy faces!

Monday 4 November 2013

'Crazy Granny Christmas Jumpers'

I will admit that you do have to be a bit crazy to want to buy a jumper that will transform your appearance instantly into that of an elf or Saint Nicholas himself but if (like me) the spirit of Chevy Chase's 'National Lampoons' sparky character lives inside you you should!

Last year I discovered http://www.crazygrannyclothing.com/ and bought myself the red santa claus design with black belt and white cuffs for a treat. 
Feeling pretty down at facing ANOTHER Christmas out of work and with seemingly no hope of ever returning to a job I feel I could do well and enjoy I needed a pick-me-up. Well, I can tell you that while these jumpers are not cheap at £39.99 each they are great quality and are a HUGE amount of fun for their owners. 
You could not buy a better conversation starter if you tried! They make people smile as soon as they see you wearing one so people talk to you without you having to lift a finger. O.K. they are always going to bring out the 'Ebeneezer Scrooge' in some and you are going to have to suffer a few sighs from those who think you infantile but by God, if you can't let off a bit of childish steam at Christmas when can you!
I think those who know me well have now become virtually un-shockable with all the Christmas antics I have performed over the years so the effect of a new jumper from crazy granny for me this year probably won't be of much surprise but its not too late for YOU to get the jump on your colleagues for this years office party!


Getting into the Christmas spirit is often about dropping your inhibitions and being prepared to have a laugh. When you do, you will find that your infectious sense of freedom and fun is infectious and it won't be long before other people are joining in with the festive spirit YOU have created. LIfe is pretty tough and fairly grim a lot of the time at the moment so if ever there was a better time to buy a crazy granny crimbo jumper, stick a daft hat on your head and arm yourself with one of Ken Dodd's tickling sticks ( nowadays expect approx 6 months in Wandsworth for every person you creep up on and tickle to death) and go forth into the world I can't think of one?

Sanity has LONG been over-rated and I am living proof that a bit of nutter with your mince pies can work wonders!

So, what are you waiting for? Get yourself off to Crazy Granny now and get festive!!!!

I'll see you in Wandsworth in Feb....

HO! HO ! HO!

Sunday 3 November 2013

'Goodies! Goodie Goodie Yum Yum'

Bar Monty Python, The Goodies 70's comedy shows must be about the most bizarre ever filmed. I was never a huge fan myself but there was something appealing about seeing Bill Oddie being chased by a HUGE version of Dougal from The Magic Roundabout!


The Goodies also managed to have a few hits in the mid 70's as well and 'Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me'  has to be one the least likely Christmas records to ever get played on the radio or get a sniff of a chance of appearing on a festive compilation these days because it would I venture be considered 'just a tad sexist'. It was actually really the lesser side of their 'Inbetweenies' hit single but I still think its a good laugh. I love the galloping hoof rhythm and the constant sleigh bells in the background and the 'song' itself is so 'gloriously 70's humour' I'd love to shut 'Harriet Harperson' in a room with it on constant replay for a few hours! (lol)

You'll NEVER get to hear this ancient Christmas tomfoolery anywhere else these days now so click on the link above and ENJOY!

'Renta Santa' Really Puts Time Into Perspective.

Whenever I think of 1975 I always think of it as 'just a few years back'. With so many of the artists I still love listening to now originating from that period I still hold a familiarity with the way I felt back then and that makes it all seem 'closer to home', if you know what I mean?

Well, the other day I went off in search on the Internet of 'Renta Santa', a top 10 Christmas hit from Chris Hill. try as I might, though I remembered its title I could not recall how the song went nor 'Bionic Santa' his top 10er from Christmas 76.

As usual, Youtube was the place to re-discover the song and I was soon listening to it. Both hits turned out to be rather silly but unique comedy pieces. I say pieces because really they are no more than collages of spoken words and excerpts from other peoples hits. 
To think that something so amateurish could have made the top ten two years running in different guises sounds amazing these days but the 'songs' are both typical of the kind of thing Radio 1 DJ's would have played on the radio back then for a bit of fun. What is really comical to me about both records is that Chris Hill sounds a lot to me like a cross between Jools Holland and Chris Evans! If I didn't know better I'd swear the two of them were involved!

What re-discovering these old time pieces did for me though was put into perspective just how long ago 1975/6 is. How far has mixing etc come on since then - it is astonishing now to think that 'Renta Santa' would have been thought really cleverly done back then...

I think Chris carried on releasing '.....Santa' records at Christmas for a few years after 'Bionic Santa' was his second and last hit. There was I believe a 'Disco Santa' in 1978 but by then the novelty appeal of his kind of 'schoolboy humour' montages had worn off. This all said, the world very much needs a few more Chris Hills these days. A sense of humour and a cheeky quip or two are also becoming a thing of the past as the E.U. machine and todays litigation conscious society turns us all into robots.  We Brits would not be British without leg pulling so God knows where the current trend towards perfect politeness with ABSOLUTELY NO personality will lead us?

Merry Christmas Mr. Hill if you are still out there!