Showing posts with label tree. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tree. Show all posts

Friday, 22 December 2017

'Baldy - The Gingerbread Man'

One of the Christmassy things I picked up during my time in Skipton was a VERY festive cuddly Gingerbread Man (who I've named 'Baldy' after his Dad - me!) who came supplied in a plastic bag with a few chocolate truffles. I LOVE Gingerbread Men and ALWAYS feel guilty when I take a first bite into one (Ouch!) as cakes or not I suspect Gingerbread Men have feelings! Seeing as their purpose in the world is to be a 'lovely snack' or a 'fun cake' I also know that Gingerbread Men fear going stale and being thrown away much more than being eaten. In fact, it is the duty of each Gingerbread man to maintain a 'soft and delicious upper lip' when the time comes for him to lose his head and little Gingerfolk learn all about how happy they make us all when we eat them at school - so actually, there's no reason for me to feel bad at all!
Baldy and his friends

'Baldy' is SO CUTE its unreal and I did wonder when I was in the VERY Christmassy shop near Skipton Market if I should buy one of his relations to give someone for Christmas? Knowing how important it is to the Gingerfolk, however I was worried that the recipient of my gift might not be as keen as me and I would NEVER want to be responsible for a Gingerbread Man to end up either in a bin or reduced to being sold at a boot sale! You have to be in touch with you 'inner child' to fully appreciate the magic Gingerfolk bring to your life and a lot of people I know are now WAAYY too adult to empathise with a Gingerbread Man.

I asked Baldy why there aren't any Gingerbread Ladies? Actually,  once you hear his answer the reason is quite obvious when you think about it. Baldy told me that the first person to make a Gingerbread Man was Queen Elizabeth 1 of England. His ancestry goes right back to a bowl of dough made in the 16th Century he said and Queen Elizabeth crafted the first batch herself out of love for some of her male guests. The feminine touch that created those first Gingerfolk was so full of love in fact that Gingerbread Men do not need female partners to reproduce themselves they only need for someone to copy the recipe Queen Elizabeth 1invented and for that person to follow the instructions she left behind and 'POOF!' a whole tray of new Gingerbread Men can be created!
Baldy's Pal

Isn't that great? Perhaps I would have done better had I been a Gingerbread Man? It would certainly have saved me a fortune on dating agencies - that's for sure! (lol)

Baldy has made friends with a chocolate Santa and his polar bear friend at the moment and the Christmas tree decoration I bought from L.R. Ceramics at Skipton Town Hall Market comes to life and hangs around his neck at night time when I'm asleep. I'm glad Baldy has his little decoration buddy as Santa and the Polar Bear will probably disappear over Christmas - as will many of the real Gingerfolk who are currently resting in paper bags in cupboards at home or on display in the window of your local bakers...

Thursday, 13 November 2014

'First Christmas Tree!'

I saw my first lit Christmas Tree of 2014 today! Love Christmas as much as I do I thought Noooo! Its way too early! HA HA

I think the speed of modern life and the inability it seems of people today to wait for or look forward to anything has a lot to do with it. Everything today is 'instant', the news flashes at us on the train and from advertising boards everywhere and its only going to get worse the further into the future we go.

I for one actually LIKE the idea of 'videoing' something to watch later and HATE it when everywhere you go its impossible to avoid information on 'latest scores' or news items. Christmas should not be something we 'fast track' it should be something precious that we look forward to and plan for.

On my forthcoming Christmas album there is a track entitled 'Tradition' and its one I'm expecting to get a bit of flack for. It must be the first Christmas song ever to include 'The Last Post' and at almost 10 minutes long is not going to be for everyone. I am proud of it, however, as it has a lot to say about the way I feel Christmas is beginning to die out. Not just in the hearts and minds of people but as an event itself. I know quite a few people who either work on Christmas Day (nurses, care home workers, waitresses etc) or who get only Christmas Day off and are then thrust straight back into the money making process until New Years Eve/Day.

Christmas should be a time to be together. Families need time to gather and spend quality time with each other and that is just not possible when crazy working schedules and awkward hours are all the rage. I feel that ALL staff (with the exception of essential medical/emergency services) should get at least three days PAID holiday for Christmas. Life is over fast enough as it is and there isn't always a tomorrow to be able to 'see you tomorrow' in.

While I am glad to see the Christmas spirit is alive and kicking in at least one home in Hastings I just wish we as a community could learn to celebrate things together and at the same time again...


Tuesday, 26 November 2013

'Christmas At Half Mast'

A 'Half Mast' Christmas Tree
One of the saddest things which best demonstrates what a disconnected society we are living in today is the modern phenomenon  of the 'Half Mast Christmas Tree'. When we as people cannot even put up a Christmas trees in our streets, town centres and community gathering places without having to take the measure of putting all of the lights on the tree high up out of reach for fear of vandals you really have to wonder at what we have all become...

I took this picture last night in Kings Rd, St Leonards but the tree in Hastings Town Centre is similarly 'dressed' this year. Not only are the sight of such trees depressing they say a lot also about the 'School Teacher Mentality' which seems to perpetually exist within the minds of Councillors, Politicians and Government officials everywhere these days. In the old days if a tree like this was vandalised everything would be done to bring the individual or individuals to justice in order that they be punished for their crime and made to see the error of their ways. Nowadays, seemingly unable (or unwilling?) to dedicate the resources to catching criminals the 'easier option' of punishing everyone - as a School Teacher keeps in the whole class when no-one will own up to flicking a rubber at him or her) is put into action. Thus, for the sake of a few miserable, anti-social individuals who should know better the rest of society is punished and we all have to suffer the consequences...

Not only isn't this fair it ENCOURAGES anti-social behavior because those doing the vandalism know that there is little to no chance of them ever being caught. If we as a society are weak and 'give in' like this we can hardly complain about the way things are going - can we? Punishment should not just be about handing out penalties though it should be about making things better for all effected and I am sure that at least some of those who mindlessly wreck things could be made to see the error of their ways if dealt with by the relatively new restorative justice system. Of course, some of you are going to accuse me of being 'idealistic' for that last statement. Well, perhaps I am being rather optimistic but as the new breed of 'Half Mast' Christmas Trees ably demonstrate, the current way of running our society is NOT working so some kind of different approach HAS to be found.

Lets not let the few ruin things for the masses. Do away with 'Half Mast' Christmas trees, re-instate traditional law & order and let Christmas once again be the celebration of the good within us all it used to be...  

Friday, 15 November 2013

'You HAVE To See This!

One of the best tracks on 'A 50's Christmas' that I had never heard before is 'Christmas Chopsticks' by Mel Blanc. Mel was of course the man responsible for so many of the classic Disney character voices we all know and love but I had not heard of him making any records before?

Well, if I enjoyed 'Christmas Chopsticks', searching for more Mel Blanc on Youtube I came across 'The Christmas Tree!!' - a tribute to Mel and it really put a smile on my face!



Whatever you do, watch this right through to the end. Don't worry about the pesky advert at the start nor Larry's long introduction. If you think he is 'dragging it out a bit' at first you will think he's a HERO at the end, trust me! I don't think I have seen anything so well performed and funny as this since good old Norman Wisdom died. Norman would be proud of Larry Rapchak and I think he also looks a bit like Will Hay as well in his teachers get-up...

Video's like this are what Youtube was invented for and Mel Blanc would be chuffed to bits that somebody like Larry went to all this trouble to film such a great tribute. How brilliantly has Larry remembered all the words and there is never a moment when you think he is going to get confused and point at the wrong thing or make a mess of it!

Larry, MERRY CHRISTMAS my friend. I don't know you but I already KNOW you and I would get on. You are a star - thanks so much for sharing this with us.

Friday, 18 October 2013

'A Hastings Christmas Timeline'


If you have lived in Hastings all of your life, have an interest in the history of our town or just relish the thought of a few moments of quiet reading and reflection away from the hubbub of a busy family Christmas, then this informative (and occasionally light hearted) article from 'Hastings Town' is for you…



Christmas In Hastings – A Timeline

24th Dec 1836 – A great snowstorm cuts off communications with London for ten days (no such thing as telephones, e mails or texts in those days!)

1852 – There are floods in The Old Town and the Priory.

1858 – The Prince of Wales visits Hastings en-route to Portsmouth.

1862 – The Queens Hotel is finished.

1863 – The Albert Memorial clock tower is finished but it lacks a clock! This was eventually installed in mid 1864. (Good to see that ‘forward planning’ was just as good in those days as it is today!)

1869 – The first pile of Hastings Pier is driven into the seabed at 3.am. (I have checked this and it does say 3 am – what a funny time to be building piers! With the current fanaticism with ‘Health & Safety’ they’d never get away with it now would they? I suppose they had to start then because of the tides?)

1870 – There is snow at Christmas and a great many people go skating at St Andrew’s Gardens (in Alexandra Park).

25th Dec 1870 – A rare buzzard is seen and shot in Warrior Square. (Hilariously, our local newspaper also reports that it was ‘later mounted by John Bissenden of the Archway’. Thank God there are such things as dating agencies these days!)

On a more serious subject, 254 people spent Christmas Day this year at Hastings Workhouse (and we moan about today’s welfare system).

18th Dec 1881 – Hurricane-force winds drive a sailing vessel onto the rocks at Fairlight Cove at 5.30 am. The ‘Sacitta’ struck a reef near The Hassocks and immediately broke into two. One member of the crew is washed ashore but the other six lose their lives. The German vessel had been on route to Mexico and was carrying a general cargo, including pianos, utensils, rifles, toys, twine and a large amount of alcohol in the form of casks, bottles of spirits and bottles of beer. This tragedy was compounded when some of the local fishermen decided to visit the scene and help themselves to some of the wrecked goods. Two youngsters by the name of Adams and Benton drank far too much of the contraband liquor and paid with their lives. Harry Benton, who was 16 years of age, was found dead the next morning on a hillside near the Lovers Seat and Adams was never seen again – presumed washed out to sea. Other youngsters mistakenly drank quantities of perfume, which drove them mad, and a quantity of rifles was also smuggled back to the town.

1882 – The Fishermen’s Institute opened at no 97 All Saints Street.

17th Dec 1883 – A local branch of the ‘Women’s Suffrage Group’ was formed after a meeting was held in Cambridge Road. The women of Hastings were no doubt inspired by a suffrage talk by Elizabeth Blackwell (the first woman to graduate in medicine and be placed on the British Medical Register) on August 29th.

1894 – The 189 feet high spire and tower of Christ Church, London Road was completed.



1906 – There is chronic unemployment in Hastings and with no chance of an economic turnaround in the New Year; pressure is applied to Hastings Council to ‘put in hand all work that may be required for the town’.

1907 – The unemployment situation in Hastings is still dire and in early December there are a number of marches. (Maybe I should give that idea a whirl at the moment!)

1908 – The body of a recently dead child is found in the roof of 37, Paynton Road, Silverhill. The incident becomes known as ‘The Silverhill Roof Mystery’ and all of Hastings is gripped by the tale.

1918 – Hastings welcomes home troops from the First World War.

Dec 13th 1924 – Work begins on the White Rock Pavilion.

Dec 18th 1926 – The town council sanction the building of a new bowls Pavilion at White Rock at an estimated cost of over £8,000.

1927 – Alexandra Park is flooded and closed to the public. This is due to surplus water from Buckshole Reservoir.

1932 – It is announced that work will start in Jan 1933 on a new boating lake at the Fish Market. There are still over 2,000 people unemployed in Hastings and a dance at The Palace Pier raises over £20 for the unemployed. (£20! How times have changed eh? You wouldn’t get anywhere near that these days!)

Dec 7th 1935 – Excavators on the south side of Hastings Castle unearth the remains of five human bodies and two animals. (For once, it was nothing to do with Jordan or Peter Andre either!)

1938 – Hastings suffers arctic weather conditions over Christmas with seven and a half inches of snow and eleven degrees of frost. Casualty wards overflow with injuries caused by the weather.

1939 – 680 men aged 20-23 are called up in Hastings. 2.5% are conscientious objectors.

1940 – The true spirit of Christmas is alive and well in Hastings as one local benefactor supplies 350 struggling homes with free food and coal for Xmas.

Dec 24th 1942 – 4 FW 190’s machine gun Sedlescombe Road, Marliene Avenue, Madeira Drive, St Helen’s Road, Bexhill Road and Bulverhythe Rd. One woman is killed. 

1944 – Many evacuees return home to find their houses looted, lack of accommodation and much higher rents.

Dec 23rd 1950 – The Jenny Lind, High Street, reopens after being blitzed in the war. It is the first building to be rebuilt in The Old Town.

Dec 30th 1950 – The Town Council decide to purchase the derelict St Leonards Pier with a view to demolishing it in 1951. (Not so quick with the cheque book these days are they!)


1957 – The Mayor switches on the Xmas lights in Kings Road, St Leonards to open the annual Christmas Fayre. (Those were the days eh?)

1962 - The town is in the grip of the worst weather recorded in living memory. There are frequent snowfalls and blizzards and people are unable to travel causing many cancellations for hoteliers.

1963 – Hastings man Peter Forsyth Baxter is convicted of murdering Mrs. Linda Grace Bennett. (There’s always something rotten that happens at Christmas, isn’t there?)

1966 – The people of Hastings are upset and outraged when 320 headstones at the Borough Cemetery are defaced with offensive slogans in French.

1968 – Another Christmas in Hastings with bad weather. There are mountainous seas and there is damage to the new 100,000 groyne and the paneling protecting it.

1970 – There are electricity cuts and blackouts in Hastings due to an electric power workers strike. Many people have to make do with candles. (I bet it wasn’t half Christmassy though!)

Dec 29th 1973 – The 3 day week is introduced.

1976 – Unemployment in the town reaches its worst level since 1939 and 10% of the male work force is out of work. Interestingly, at the same time it was reported that Hastings had a rate 5% above the national average of unmarried mothers. (Well, it was a REALLY hot summer that year wasn’t it!)

1980 – The Ice Rink housed in what used to be The White Rock Baths opens.

1983 – Police are still searching for missing Hastings man Gary Collins who was last seen on December 12th (I remember Gary coming into Stylus Records with his dog a few times)

1988 – A bomb alert closes the town centre.

1991 – The pedestrianisation of Wellington Place and Castle Street is completed.

1994 – The Royal Navy Bomb Disposal Team blow up wartime mine in the sea two miles of Hastings.

1999 – Sion Jenkins loses his appeal against his murder conviction and Desmond Llewelyn (‘Q’ in the James Bond films) dies in a car accident on his way home from a book signing.

2007 – There is snow in Hastings over Christmas and some magical pictures of All Saints Street are taken that take us all back to the days of Charles Dickens. (Ironically, I went to Austria that year determined to enjoy a white Christmas. I had a pretty dire holiday and missed out on a great one at home!



HO, HO, HO (and all that!)

Have a great Christmas – Tony May.